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thatguy
05-20-2005, 04:44 PM
Oh my God, HI MATT!!! I just got off your official website and wanted to congratulate you. I have been a big fan since I read the flying fathers. I just have one question for you buddy. I heard you are a real tequila man. What type of salt goes the best with a good bottle? I have heard there are different types of sult. Thanks man. One question on the show. Who does the research on the raft? I am curious how one that large would float with all that weight. Thanks man, I look forward to your response. :D

Raggs
06-02-2005, 06:31 PM
Hi "thatguy."

Yours is an interesting question. Sult consumption is nothing to be trifled with, so you want to make sure that your ratio of tequila to sult is spot on. I myself won't even think about taking any sult until I have had many, many shots of tequila. But it sounds like you might enjoy the sult more than the tequila itself, so I suppose you should just go and do whatever makes you happy, you know?

Thanks for the question. And regarding the raft, yes, I did a great deal of research regarding how it would have to be constructed in order to float with all the weight you speak of. The secret is in the double pontoon design, but I doubt you want me to get more technical than that. At any rate, thanks so much for watching the show and for your question. - - Raggs

thatguy
06-03-2005, 03:28 PM
Thanks for the reply Matt. I agree with the ratio. Thanks for the reply, good luck on your career. I look forward to next season. Thanks for leaving us hanging like a bunch of idiots. Great show man. Take care and a worstawitha to y'all.

Raggs
06-03-2005, 09:42 PM
worstywitha: "Umm, w-w-w-we have foam core."
receptionist: "Okay. That's great."
Worstywitha: "And we do oversize."
receptionist: "How nice for you. I just answer the phones here, so..."
worstywitha: "Oh and we have an in-ine coater. It's IN-LINE, so you know, it's quicker. Than the others. Coaters."
receptionist: "Please leave."

thatguy
06-08-2005, 01:57 PM
I just basically spit my water all over my computer screen laughing at that one. Thanks for the memories, that will ALWAYS be funny. You rock. You should get into stand up comedy. Oh wait, been there done that. Something about French terrorists is always good. Oh wait, did that also. Oh well, I think you have finally found your calling in life.

P.S. "I would never put a hot dog in my mouth" - Henry to the Dreamworks clan.