She's Cute, She's Kate!

She's Cute, she's Kate,
It makes me quite irate
When folk suggest that Shannon
Is the hottest on the slate.

She's Cute, she's Kate,
I'd say it's fair to state,
I think she's bloody gorgeous,
And I'd be her Island mate!

She's Cute, she's Kate,
Excitement she collates,
She runs around the jungle,
While the others sit and wait.

She's Cute, she's Kate,
In Green she looks so great,
I'd like to get to know her,
Maybe take her on a date.

She's Cute, she's Kate,
With fascinating traits.
I'd take to out to dinner
I'd make sure I wasn't late.

She's Cute, she's Kate,
My pupils she dilates,
I'd drink her like a glass of wine
Or eat her off a plate.

She's Cute, she's Kate,
My heart she satiates,
But she's not a real person,
Just a role Evie creates…