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Hanso Founder
10-25-2006, 10:27 PM
Post your favorite lines from every man for himself here
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I got license plates to make

Hey Costanza

gusthepolarbear
10-25-2006, 10:32 PM
"...since eko exploded"

Hanso Founder
10-25-2006, 10:35 PM
Jack- Time of death...She's Gone"

Ladybug_ocean
10-25-2006, 10:52 PM
"Is that...art?"

Briolette
10-25-2006, 11:17 PM
Well, get the stars out of your eyes sweetheart...

nuno2
10-25-2006, 11:19 PM
i couldnt help laugh, but ben saying to the rabbit,"hippy hop, do what it is you do", somewhere along those lines.

Crazyhatch
10-25-2006, 11:28 PM
there was something in the beginning where charlie was talking to desmond. aargh, what was that?! lol

sier
10-25-2006, 11:36 PM
COSTANZA!

Although, I love Seinfeld.

I cracked up at that.

the business
10-25-2006, 11:45 PM
sawyer relating ben's bunny killing to of mice and men. "you might like it there are dead puppies" or something to that effect

Lockerox
10-25-2006, 11:51 PM
"We gotta get him another button to push."

DaNay4422
10-26-2006, 12:03 AM
Paulo:"You play golf?"
Desmond:"I'm Scottish. Cheers."

and then the whole scene where Ben was quoting Of Mice and Men...and talking about how Sawyer needs Kate. "I tell ya, a guy gets too lonely and he gets sick."

ZoeWashburne
10-26-2006, 12:22 AM
I really liked Benry's quotation from Of Mice and Men. It fit with the scene, of course, but was also yet another example of how far ahead of everyone else he really is.

I love Benry.

The "Since Eko exploded" line was pretty good too :smile:

Save The Humans
10-26-2006, 12:53 AM
I'm with DaNay on the "I'm Scottish!" line!

TPTB hit the jackpot, finding and hiring Ian Cusick! (So says the "unbiased" Desmondite, STH! :D)

There just weren't many good lines. But then, it wasn't much of a good eppy, either, until about the last 10 minutes. (How the blazes can you blow a James-centric eppy? Geez!)

TheDome
10-26-2006, 12:54 AM
Loved the "I'm Scottish" line too. Ian is a fantastic actor, he plays that character so well.

briar910
10-26-2006, 01:07 AM
When Sawyer told Pickett that he sounded a "little stuffy". :biggrin:

TheDome
10-26-2006, 01:09 AM
When Sawyer told Pickett that he sounded a "little stuffy". :biggrin:

I had forgotten about that, but I loved that one too. He was trying to get him, and had Pickett not gotten the call over the radio I think he would have.

xero
10-26-2006, 01:29 AM
Sawyer asking Pickett if he wanted to blow his nose or something.

And yes, Costanza!

digitaldragon03
10-26-2006, 02:14 AM
"You killed that bunny?"

scarlos16
10-26-2006, 02:19 AM
my favorite is anytime Sawyer says Son of a Bi$%h,
Oh and ...Eko exploded
Also love the Golf references before Jack was giving Kate tips because "I'm a doctor" and now Desmond is giving lessons because "I'm Scotish"
All great!!

Shoot there was another line towards the end but I can't think of it right now. I'm going to have to watch that again.

LostinHTown
10-26-2006, 02:19 AM
Costanza. It was dead on, as usual for Sawyer.

Still laughing from "Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?" - laughing in a totally non-racist manner, of course, but laughing.

xero
10-26-2006, 02:35 AM
"Dear Goo Goo Ga Ga"

Hahaha.

lostinSLC
10-26-2006, 02:39 AM
I liked Jack's "um, I don't really CARE about making you feel better."

briar910
10-26-2006, 02:45 AM
I liked Jack's "um, I don't really CARE about making you feel better."


lol. bedside manner at its best.

J-P
10-26-2006, 02:59 AM
I liked Jack's "um, I don't really CARE about making you feel better."

I think he actually didn't mean to say that, if he had said "yes" then she would know it was her fault and he wanted her to think it wasn't her fault. We can see Juliet is crazy for Jack, she even managed to make him smile at times and made soup for him, all I can say is that she's a fertility doctor and Jack is going to fertilize her pretty soon :biggrin:

My fav. quote was the I'm scottish line from Desmond, constanza is a close second.

digitaldragon03
10-26-2006, 03:03 AM
"Dear Goo Goo Ga Ga"

Hahaha.
Hilarious as well.

Sarah Mai
10-26-2006, 03:52 AM
This episode was full of great quotes.. but I'll have to add..

Ben saying "God, I hate needles"
Sawyer saying "Guy hits like a girl.. no offense"
Kate saying "Live together, die alone"

And also all of the above posts.. everything's great!

dzdconfsed
10-26-2006, 04:06 AM
For me, Kate saying "Live together, die alone" was the best because it had so many implications....her and Sawyer, the Losties in general, their past lives and so on and so on. Great episode with so many hidden meanings in MHO.

do_it_for_johnny
10-26-2006, 04:13 AM
"Dear Goo Goo Ga Ga"

Hahaha.

haha. of course.

and yeh, the Costanza line. Sawyer gets me every time ;)

TRoss
10-26-2006, 06:52 AM
Sawyer to Kate:

"Put some clothes on!"


:24:


And I loved Benry's Of Mice and Men quote - very apropos.

baylady
10-26-2006, 06:58 AM
When Sawyer called Pickett Mr. Broken Nose Man, or something like that.

There was something he said in prison too that I can't remember. I'll have to watch it again tomorrow. Maybe it was the tote bag line... Nah, it was funnier than that.

OPPinoy
10-26-2006, 07:00 AM
For me, Kate saying "Live together, die alone" was the best because it had so many implications....her and Sawyer, the Losties in general, their past lives and so on and so on. Great episode with so many hidden meanings in MHO.
Plus it is one of Jack's mottos from their cave days. That's a sign that she might choose Jack, after all.
100%
"Costanza" made me crack up so much that I had to hit the "back 5 seconds" button on my TIVO because I missed the next few lines of dialogue. It was perfect because Munson made a "hurt George" look that made George such a great character in Seinfeld. What would've made it perfect would've been if Munson started talking in the 3rd person for a few seconds, like "Munson getting frustrated and confused!!" :grin:

hellotzp
10-26-2006, 07:43 AM
sawyer calling picket "chinatown" - great reference to the nose bandage jack nicholson has in the movie.

and yes ALL the other lines mentioned already - the dialogue in this episode was excellent.

Vilya
10-26-2006, 08:49 AM
Benry to the guy who held the needle to Sawyer's chest: "Through the sternum. Like in the mo..."

Like in the movies? Can't you see the others sitting around, munching popcorn, watching "Pulp Fiction"?

But the best line was Hurley's "Is it...art?"

Vilya

lostlocke
10-26-2006, 08:52 AM
I loved when Hurley asked Des if his "creation" was art!! Of course Sawyer always has great things to say, but I thought Ben quoting "of mice and men" was pretty neat.

Chad_of_Neptune
10-26-2006, 09:21 AM
The scottish line was great, especially because that was EXACTLY what I was thinking a nanosecond before Desmond said it.

pacejunkie
10-26-2006, 09:21 AM
No one has mentioned one of my favourite lines: When Pickett told Sawyer to just give him a reason to go at him and Sawyer said, "I thought I just did. What do I got to do, talk about your mother?"

I also liked Des' "I'm Scottish" and Charlie's "I was building a church before Eko...exploded."

pissedoffgiraffe
10-26-2006, 09:30 AM
"we got to give him another button to push"

I think Kate saying "live together, die alone" was the best.

Key9191
10-26-2006, 09:33 AM
I just realized that if you close your eyes while Ben was shaking the bunny, I bet you would think he was trying to get it to dance.

Ck2020
10-26-2006, 10:33 AM
"what the hell am I gonna write? Dear googoo gaga :lol:

babygotbackgammon
10-26-2006, 10:45 AM
I actually laughed at Paulo's line about not having to go get the 5 iron out of the jungle after you lose it doing whatever it is you do out there. Something like that.

FishBiscuit
10-26-2006, 10:46 AM
Sawyer: How would I know that's not a different rabbit?

Ben: You wouldn't.

Something to that effect.

Guinevere
10-26-2006, 01:02 PM
sawyer relating ben's bunny killing to of mice and men. "you might like it there are dead puppies" or something to that effect

Best line of the night! :rotflmao:

I liked Jack's "um, I don't really CARE about making you feel better." Jack's typical bedside manner and funny to boot

Sawyer to Kate:

"Put some clothes on!"


:24:


And I loved Benry's Of Mice and Men quote - very apropos.

"Put your clothes on" was the best scene in my opiinion with Benry's Of Mice and Men quote running second.

Tachyon
10-26-2006, 01:25 PM
ok so what is this of mice and men quote everyone is talking about? people were loud during the whole show while i watched and i couldn't really get every line... i missed so many that people have said...

sier
10-26-2006, 01:41 PM
ok so what is this of mice and men quote everyone is talking about? people were loud during the whole show while i watched and i couldn't really get every line... i missed so many that people have said...

The line was Sawyer telling Ben "It's from Of Mice and Men - Dont you read? You'd like it - They kill puppies in it", referring to Ben killing the bunny.

Tex Lost
10-26-2006, 02:05 PM
I liked it when Desmond was telling Clare to move down the beach while he fixed the roof and Charlie came over and said:

'What are you doing, Brother?'

That made me laugh. :biggrin:

lostinSLC
10-26-2006, 03:01 PM
I think he actually didn't mean to say that, if he had said "yes" then she would know it was her fault and he wanted her to think it wasn't her fault. We can see Juliet is crazy for Jack, she even managed to make him smile at times and made soup for him, all I can say is that she's a fertility doctor and Jack is going to fertilize her pretty soon :biggrin:


Pretty sure that he DID mean it. I don't really see that she is "crazy" for Jack. Just trying to find his weakness and get him to trust her.

The Great One
10-26-2006, 03:22 PM
All great choices... this episode had a lot of good dialogue. I would just add the line about the warden not getting his 10 million dollars...

elfdream
10-26-2006, 03:27 PM
The people I was watching the show with cracked up the most at the Charlie "Eko exploding' and 'another 'button to push' lines. The scene they laughed at the most was Sawyer pouring the water over his head.

lonegunwoman
10-26-2006, 03:35 PM
I loved the "He's needs another button to push" line, but like everyone else has said there were several good ones.

J-P,
I laughed so hard I started coughing when I read your post about Juliet being a fertility doctor and Jack is going to fertilize her. Dirty minded thing ! Hilarious!!!
But, I don't trust any interest she has in him for a minute.

AnalogKid
10-26-2006, 03:36 PM
This one had some good lines, but I really liked Ben's "You're good, Sawyer. But we're a lot better." I think that has more significance that we know yet.

Nightcrawler33
10-26-2006, 04:01 PM
Not too much of a 'quote', but when Ben is waking Sawyer up to go on the hike

"Pssst... pssst..." Something like that, anyway.

Considering the beating he got by Ben the day before, it was quite the friendly wake-up- it just seemed comical to me ;)

jennylee27
10-26-2006, 04:27 PM
I really liked one random line that no one's mentioned yet:

"Want some fruit salad?"

:biggrin: It was just so random, it cracked me up!

transition
10-26-2006, 04:34 PM
+1 for "I'm Scottish. Cheers!"

Sawyer again with loads of quotable lines and Ben was in good shape as well

Sam G
10-26-2006, 05:09 PM
Ben: The only thing we put inside you was doubt.

Serephina
10-26-2006, 05:13 PM
When Sawyer called Pickett "Chinatown" was pretty funny!

baylady
10-26-2006, 05:16 PM
Ben: The only thing we put inside you was doubt.
Oooo, yeah, that was good!

Perdue
10-26-2006, 05:21 PM
I really liked Jack's line as he pulled off his gloves, "Time of death..." It was so real world, so where Jack is himself, back in complete control. He was Dr. Shepherd again for those moments with Dr. Juliet, his colleague. It was a great line and a great scene to show where Jack is Jack.

islandchica
10-26-2006, 06:44 PM
I loved Hurley's "Is that... art?"
and didn't Sawyer say something about insulting Pickett's mamma? lol.

Cattlegurl
10-26-2006, 07:54 PM
I liked the last scene with Ben saying to Sawyer...pls pardon my paraphraes...."you've got to con a con man to gain his respect...no where to run to.....we need your help...the thing that made you stay under control was when I threatened her.....a man can get sick from loneliness" One of the most revealing scenes...great dialog.

I also loved Jack "there is an xray of a 40 year old man with a tumour on his L4...............no coincidence I'm a spinal surgeon.....who am I here to save?"

Loved Sawyer "open an account int the name of Clementine.........they can never know who it's from" I think it's so revealing of his true character. So different from earlier in the show when he said "it's every man for himself freckles"

Sawyer & Kate " if you ever loved me save yourself " "I said I loved you so they would stop beating you"

Great eppy.

baylady
10-26-2006, 11:12 PM
Finally rewatched to get my fav line. Sawyer to Munson on finding out he got "tote bag" duty: "Get little mints on your pillow at night, too?"

And when Sawyer calls Ben "The Big Kahuna."

Crazyhatch
10-26-2006, 11:19 PM
"We gotta get him another button to push."
that was it! i loved that one!

LostFan_Jamie
10-26-2006, 11:28 PM
I liked all the quotes and references to Of Mice and Men, because I'd just finished reading it in English, so I was very excited.

red
10-27-2006, 12:32 AM
gotta go with Benry's "I hate needles"

flyinglo777
10-27-2006, 01:51 AM
"I'll bet the bears never thought of that"

(Sawyer talking about how he's gonna send an electrical jolt through the next person who comes to the cage with the water and food button)

mv2007
10-27-2006, 03:00 AM
+1 for the Chinatown reference...not funny if you haven't seen the movie, but i thought it was one of the most creative sawyerisms yet.

loubs001
10-27-2006, 03:34 AM
"we did all this because the only way to gain a con-man's respect is to con him"

not funny, but great drama

smookie
10-27-2006, 04:06 AM
Costanza :))))) cracking up LOL one of the best

Princeex86
10-27-2006, 05:39 AM
"that woman on the stretcher, thats broken nose man's girl."

squintv
10-27-2006, 06:05 AM
I have to say i really liked when kate said " I only said that so he'd stop hitting you"

because it reminds you that kate is still good ole kate, and of course, she really loves me. but it was almost like she just wanted a reason to stay with him... maybe she actually loves him but said that so she wouldent have to go... plus i think they know theyre being monitored


Q

spryderman
10-27-2006, 06:34 AM
Not actually a line but i laughed when Sawyer was watching Kate undress and his heart monitor started to beep....and then the "cold shower!":grin:

dangerousdirk
10-27-2006, 10:13 AM
I like when Sawyer said "what am I going to write? dear goo goo ga ga, it's a baby!"

scarlos16
10-27-2006, 10:33 AM
Sawyer: "what I gotta insult your mother?"

Hanso Founder
10-27-2006, 11:51 AM
No one has mentioned one of my favourite lines: When Pickett told Sawyer to just give him a reason to go at him and Sawyer said, "I thought I just did. What do I got to do, talk about your mother?""

yes that will be a Sawyer CLASSIC thanks PJ

Weeping_Buddha
10-27-2006, 11:56 AM
"Is that...art?"
Definitely the best!!

Hanso Founder
10-27-2006, 11:57 AM
I liked the last scene with Ben saying to Sawyer...pls pardon my paraphraes...."you've got to con a con man to gain his respect...no where to run to.....we need your help...the thing that made you stay under control was when I threatened her.....a man can get sick from loneliness" One of the most revealing scenes...great dialog.

I also loved Jack "there is an xray of a 40 year old man with a tumour on his L4...............no coincidence I'm a spinal surgeon.....who am I here to save?"

Loved Sawyer "open an account int the name of Clementine.........they can never know who it's from" I think it's so revealing of his true character. So different from earlier in the show when he said "it's every man for himself freckles"

Sawyer & Kate " if you ever loved me save yourself " "I said I loved you so they would stop beating you"

Great eppy.


CG i agree as well

LostInJack
10-27-2006, 12:07 PM
Post your favorite lines from every man for himself here
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I got license plates to make

Hey Costanza


This is my fav to, License Plates. Me and my other half both looked at each other and said CLASSIC SAWYER. :biggrin:

lostgurl
10-27-2006, 12:53 PM
Jack: "I dont care about making you feel better." Was one of my favorite lines. Also when Hurley said, "is that... art?"
Charlie saying 'brother' to Desmond was funny too. :biggrin:

hiccup
10-27-2006, 05:14 PM
Jack: "I don't care about making you feel better!" Great, great delivery, Fox!

Desmond: "I'm Scottish." Said with a wink and a smile, but it was more of an "F- you!" to Paolo!

bune
10-27-2006, 05:24 PM
i couldnt help laugh, but ben saying to the rabbit,"hippy hop, do what it is you do", somewhere along those lines.

Same. I thought that scene was hilarious. I didn't know what was going on when I first saw it.

Perdue
10-27-2006, 10:49 PM
Sawyer: "what I gotta insult your mother?"

One must get the pronunciation correct, however.
It was 'What I gotta do? Insult your motha?" It was all in that last word.

Hanso Founder
10-27-2006, 11:27 PM
One must get the pronunciation correct, however.
It was 'What I gotta do? Insult your motha?" It was all in that last word.

Thanks for the clarification, I had to laff again

Matt 2108
10-28-2006, 12:33 AM
Just take everything Sawyer says and pick a quote... can't go wrong. I like the China Town reference myself.

Perdue
10-28-2006, 12:35 AM
The writers must have a blast creating his lines and Josh must really get a kick out of saying them...when they aren't so tongue twisting as to drive him nuts. The formerly known as Henry Gale line had to have been a bear to say, for instance. Kudos to Josh for pulling them off as smoothly as he does.

JeremyBender
10-28-2006, 11:21 PM
This one had some good lines, but I really liked Ben's "You're good, Sawyer. But we're a lot better." I think that has more significance that we know yet

Loved that bit, especially the way Ben mockingly said "Sawyer" after calling him James the whole time. And yes, Ben & Co. are really, really good at running cons, though they seem to be doing them for a purpose.

Loved Jack's scene with Juliet and the dead Colleen.

Distress Signal
10-28-2006, 11:41 PM
Everything said in the last 5 minutes or so of the episode. Of Mice and Men... "The only thing we put in you was doubt" "You pretend not to care about her" ....everything Ben says is fantastic. Ben at his best.

PMKS
10-29-2006, 01:05 AM
"Bet the bears didn't think of that" was a great line!

Joybeans
10-29-2006, 10:00 AM
I enjoyed watching Sawyer deal with having to see Kate change and his wrist watch going off as he takes a glace at her.

"Put some clothes on!!!"

Poor guy. :frown: Gets beat up, gets shot at, gets chased by a boar. Kate give him some lovin :kiss:

cecigw
10-29-2006, 02:02 PM
"We gotta get him another button to push."


YEP!! THAT was a great one!! Spacey Desmond....I like it. :biggrin:

Joybeans
10-29-2006, 02:53 PM
Found a couple more I liked:

"Wipe the stars out of your eyes sweetheart" -Sawyer
"No, I'm actually impressed"-Kate
"we did it", "D@#% right I'm smiling"-Sawyer

Sorry that was 4, I think this episode was the best so far.

Previously on Lost......:sawyer:

GaiusKnight
10-29-2006, 03:10 PM
sawyer relating ben's bunny killing to of mice and men. "you might like it there are dead puppies" or something to that effect

Seconded.

"The only thing we put in you was doubt

Best serious line from the episode.

Sam G
10-29-2006, 04:43 PM
Another one I came across today.

The guy Sawyer was boxing. "I was watching your hands not your eyes."

Lee Adama
10-29-2006, 07:54 PM
Just take everything Sawyer says and pick a quote... can't go wrong. I like the China Town reference myself.

Yes. I thought that was cool.