This episode is loaded with great lines.... What were your favorites?



Charlie to Hurley:
Chase the dog with the skeltal arm into the jungle... you be my guest..


Sawyer to Charlie:
Hey Oliver Twist where's my stuff?? Books, food, porno??

How could you choose one? Everything out of Hurley's mouth, especially "oh, that's just Roger".

Oh look, you found yourself a little hippie car!

Touche!

"Because of the way the sunlight hit Mr. Eko's stick when John was burying him." And then the smirk at the end...

Sawyer saying "Dharma Freaks" and "Wait, me first" not letting the dog go in first. :biggrin:

I loved red .. neck..man

Sawyer referring to Charlie as a little munchkin (the Charlie's little smile). Sawyer calling Hurley Snuffy. And Sawyer teaching Jin english lines women want to hear, "those pants don't make you look fat",

"Look death in the face and say, 'whatever, man'"

"Red... neck... man"

"Touche!"

Too too many to list.

way, way too much great lines in this episode.

I would say almost all of Sawyer's lines and nicknames, Hurley pep talk, Hurley's dad 'You make your own luck' and Charlie's "I came to ride shotgun"

Hey, look who's hooked on phonics!

You call it Little House? I had mono.


Best Nicknames:
Oliver Twist
Munchkin
Jiminy Cricket
International House of Pancakes

"I was wrong"....."you were right"......"those pants make you look....." LOL anything with Jin and Sawyer was pure gold.

Hurley to his father : "that's disgusting!"

Sawer explaining that Roger is a Work Man, his last name isn't Workman

You make your own luck or what Hurley's father was saying.

Too many great lines to even remember; I will have to watch the eppy over again

Hurley covering his ears and yelling "No! No! No!" because that is such a realistic and genuine reaction in that situation! :smile:

And I did like his "Red... neck... man" line too. I, who used to really like Sawyer, am quickly getting sick of him so it was nice to see Hurley stick it to him (sorta!)

Hey, look who's hooked on phonics!

LOVED that one!

We only had one channel in our trailer!

This episode was like one enormous rendition of funny lines! I loved it!

Okay, I think this is one of my favorites (it's hard to choose):

"Okay, Ten Grand."
"Your dad put me up to it."

International House of Pancakes - Hilarious :24:

Skeletor :laughing:

Can't forget about this one: "Dude. Roger was on a beer run." :biggrin:

(Hurley's mom covering the statue of Jesus' ears)

"I have needs"

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100%
Jin (Practicing english with Sawyer listening): I'm sorry...You were right...Those pants don't make you look fat.

Sawyer: Now, you've got it! Those are the only 3 things a woman needs to hear!
LOL!

Sawyer saying "Dharma Freaks" and "Wait, me first" not letting the dog go in first. :biggrin:

i think the 'me first' to the dog was my favorite. too funny!

Tons of favorites in this episode!

Charlie: "I came to ride shotgun"

Hurley: "Victory or death" and "Red...neck...man"

Desmond: "Sorry about the whisky brother...there were three of us" (something like that. Someone let me know the exact line...please).

Sawyer: Just about everything he said!

Kate "Because you're not motivated"

Hurley: Let's look death in the face and say whatever man.

International House of Pancakes - Hilarious :24:
That was great... Kinda mean, but great...

Can't forget about this one: "Dude. Roger was on a beer run." :biggrin:


by far my favorite line of the night!! haha just reading it makes me want to laugh, soo soo funny!

I loved red .. neck..man
I defenitely laughed the hardest at that point.
That totally seemed like a Season 1 moment. Now that I think of it Lost is getting back on track to being more like Season 1.

I loved the whole Skeletor moment.

I still can't get over Skeletor. I never watched He-Man in my life, but somehow as a kid I wound up with a Skeletor action figure, so this strikes me as insanely funny :D

I loved it when Sawyer got into the van and sees the skeleton's head. lol

Sawyer- "Ah, gross. What is that?" (something like that)

Hurley- "Oh, it's Roger" (loved Sawyer's reaction when he said that!!)

:D

Sawyer drinking the beer beside Roger. Was hilarious!! Leaning on him and everything!! Too funny!

I also loved all the other lines you all have posted!! I'm so glad they made this episode into a comedy one! We all needed it before it gets tense again!

When Desmond told Sawyer they drank all of his alcohol.. this sort of reminded me of Jack Sparrow and his love for rum. "Why is all the rum gone?" LOL

How could you choose one? Everything out of Hurley's mouth, especially "oh, that's just Roger".

Yeah, that cracked me up. :24:
Sawyer calling Hurley 'Snuffy' when when he hugged him.
Sawyer making fun of Hurley for calling the skeleton guy Roger Workman like it was his full name. :biggrin:

I still can't get over Skeletor. I never watched He-Man in my life, but somehow as a kid I wound up with a Skeletor action figure, so this strikes me as insanely funny :D

No wonder I didn't get the Skeletor reference at first, I never watched He-Man. This whole episode was jam packed with funny lines.

no one has listed my favorite yet...
hurley to jin: "nah dude i suck at charades, you wanna what?"

'Let's look death in the face and say "Whatever man!"' :D

The charades one was great. A moment or two not mentioned yet:

*Cheech/Daddy Reyes - "that's a hell of a Jesus"
*momma Reyes covering the Jesus's ears (I guess that's not really a "line")

I forgot to mention this one (sorry if it's been said):

Hurley to Charlie: "Stop feeling sorry for yourself because someone said you're gonna die." That's pretty funny.

Loved how Hurley had to have the headphones on because of the 'noise'. Ahhh! That makes me never want to stay over at my parents house again.

"red.....neck.....man"
"found yourself a hippie car'

This episode is full of them. Especially all the lines Sawyer was teaching Jin, especially the quip about "those pants don't make you look fat" :)

Agreed, there were too many to list, but I did love Hurley coming back with the "red...neck...man" line.

I also loved the look on Dom's face as Jorge was doing the "You.... red... neck... man!" You can tell he's just about to lose it and laugh... wonder how many times they had to shoot that scene before they got it without breaking up??

"Little House"
"Jumbo-tron"
"Skeletor"
"Your dad put me up to it" (She said it IMMEDIATELY after he said 10 grand, lol)
"Roger Workman"
"Let's look death in the face and say 'Whatever, man!'"

Oh, and when Sawyer was going through the beer and first saw Roger's head, his reaction was hilarious. I can't remember verbatim what he said, but it was probably something along the lines of, "What the hell is a head doing back here?!"

GAH....there are just too many to mention...the humour was SO on last night1

I guess my top 5 would be:

1. Sawyer: What's Jimminy Cricket doing here? (ROFL!)

2. Sawyer: It's Work MAN...that's his JOB? (tee hee)

3. Hurley: Red...neck...man

4. Jin: Those pants don't make you look fat

5. Sawyer (I can't remember exact phrasing): What's a head doing back here? (I just knew he was going to find that rummaging for beer...LOL)

islandchica, I loved that flashback of the psychic and Hurley. When he offered her the 10 grand she sold his dad out! I laughed out loud last night at how fast she said it!!

islandchica, I loved that flashback of the psychic and Hurley. When he offered her the 10 grand she sold his dad out! I laughed out loud last night at how fast she said it!!

I know, that was aweosme. I actually thought she was serious until she admitted to that. And it's funny how at first she denied it ("How DARE you insult the Dark Arts!" or whatever) but she admitted to it when he reached 10 grand. :biggrin:

Hey, look who's hooked on phonics!

You call it Little House?
pacejunkie, those were my faves, too *LOL*!!! I was literally laughing out loud at "Hey, look who's hooked on phonics!" As they say in baseball about pitchers, Sawyer really "had his good stuff" last night *L*!!!

:lol:

100%
Jin (Practicing english with Sawyer listening): I'm sorry...You were right...Those pants don't make you look fat.

Sawyer: Now, you've got it! Those are the only 3 things a woman needs to hear!
LOL!

I was hoping that at the end of the ep. that Jin was going to go show his woman that he had been working on his english by reciting these lines to her and she would karate chop his face

My favorite was definitely "Hey, look who's hooked on phonics." Everything in this eppy was just hilarious. :rotflmao2: I bet Jorge, Josh, Daniel, and Dom had a great time filming this one! They were probably laughing for days!

I can't wait to see the bloopers.

One of my favorites was when Hurley found Charlie on the beach, Charlie said he was just 'thinking' and Hurley said something in the way of "Sitting out on the beach, staring out at the ocean isn't thinking, it's moping" Priceless!

My favorite was definitely "Hey, look who's hooked on phonics." Everything in this eppy was just hilarious. :rotflmao2: I bet Jorge, Josh, Daniel, and Dom had a great time filming this one! They were probably laughing for days!


Everything that came out of Sawyer's mouth was classic.

Hurley's comeback "red...neck...man" was great too.

I can't imagine not having a great time while filming this eppy. It was so fun.

Hurley's dad to Hurley: I guess your mom was right about the chocolate bars!

I was hoping that at the end of the ep. that Jin was going to go show his woman that he had been working on his english by reciting these lines to her and she would karate chop his face

I have a feeling they'll work at least one of those lines into a future episode in an exchange with Sun. Hopefully Sawyer will be around when he says it.

He does well at doing an accent of a person who doesn't speak English.

Doms face when Sawyer called him a "Munchkin" was pretty funny

Haven't seen this one mentioned yet:

Hurley on being asked why he bought the restaurant: I . . . like . . . chicken.

Oh, that is such a good one! "I.....like.....chicken." Tricia Tanaka probably wanted to strangle him with the microphone at that point.

It's like going up to Forrest Gump and asking why he is going from coast to coast running.
"I.....like.....running."

The Lasagna smells good!!! (Cheesburgers and Lasagna for dinner!!!)

"Because of the way the sunlight hit Mr. Eko's stick when John was burying him." And then the smirk at the end... this was the best line for me too. just the way he said it and as you said, the smirk... this cracked me up :biggrin: but Kate's face after that was priceless too.

I liked how Hurley called Tricia Tanaka by her full name.
"Sorry, Tricia Tanaka" after she yelled at him for telling a mopey story.
I also quite loved Jin's English lesson from Sawyer, "found yourself a hippie car", and "Oh, that's just Roger." This wasn't a line either, but when Sawyer bonked his beer against Roger's head, I died laughing.

Oh, and that the "butlers" were from Bennigan's! CLASSIC!

The saddest line to me.

Kate: Welcome home, Sawyer.

how poignant can 3 words be.

Laughed so hard when Hurley said You Red Neck Man, then Sawyer lifts his brow and says Touche.

Lots of funny stuff this episode.

Favorite line - Charlie to Hurley: Chase the dog with the skeletal arm into the creepy jungle... you be my guest..
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Gotta love all the Sawyer nicknames! He was on fire ths epi, great stuff:
Jiminy Cricket
Oliver Twist
Jumbo-tron
Snuffy
International House of Pancakes
DHARMA janitor
Skeletor

I can't wait to see the bloopers.
Oh, the bloopers for the van scene should be great. There was so much material.

Hurley says "I like Chicken!" My neighbors kid says that all the time, before Hurley says it.

Another that hasn't been mentioned:

Sawyer: What happened to my stuff?
Hurley: Dude, you're alive! ::hugs!::
Sawyer: ::grins:: Yeah, good to see you too, man.

And his hi to Jin after. It was nice that the immediate reaction was of being glad to see him, fit right in with the happier tone of the episode.

(Hurley's mom covering the statue of Jesus' ears)

"I have needs"

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


this was also my favorite line. and when hurley referred to his butlers as mr. tran and lady tran LOL

Doms face when Sawyer called him a "Munchkin" was pretty funny

Was i the only one who was rooting for him to take the 'short person' lines one stage further and actually call Charlie a hobbit?!!!! :biggrin:

This whole episode was hilarious, except the beginning, i got teary eyed when Hurley was talking to Libby's grave.
But I Liked the part when Hurley said to Charlie, let's look death in the face and say whatever man, or something like that,
the whole your mother is a passionate woman.
the Dharma janitor bit
Cant wait to watch this one again.

Sawyer's "Me First" to Vincent

Kate's "You call it Little House"

Sayid's comment about the light shining on Eko's stick

This episode definetly had a lot more great one liners than any recent episode.

Hurley to Jin: "Haha you don't even know what you're volunteering for..."

For some reason my favorites were

"The mystic arts aren't subject to bribes."

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself becasue someone said that you're going to die."

I sent those two to my boyfriend in a text message and he was confused lol

oh and

"You're mother is very passionate."

Which was a highly disturbing line.

Loved all the ones mentioned, especially red neck man.

Charlie to Desmond: "Don't play stupid with me, brotha." I was wondering when someone was going to use that "brotha" line on Desmond. I just thought it would be Sawyer when he found his whiskey was missing.

And the overall joy from all of them in the V-dub homage to Little Miss Sunshine. It was good to smile again while watching Lost. :biggrin:

I really liked the Jimminy Cricket line....

Loved all the ones mentioned, especially red neck man.

Charlie to Desmond: "Don't play stupid with me, brotha." I was wondering when someone was going to use that "brotha" line on Desmond. I just thought it would be Sawyer when he found his whiskey was missing.

Charlie has used it three times now. I'm afraid it may start to get old.

I really liked the Jimminy Cricket line....

Me too, but even better was Charlie's expression when he said it.

Charlie has used it three times now. I'm afraid it may start to get old.

I like that Charlie is the only character who is returning Desmonds "brutha". It doesn't seem sarcastic anymore. I think that it's a nice link between their characters. And they are both sons of the British isles, of course.

I have nominate Sawyers "Well I'll be damned..." after Snuffy and Jiminy survived the van being pushed down the hill into the rocks. Not the most original line maybe, but I just loved Josh's delivery and his expression couldn't be more perfect.

Sawyer, "What's up Jumbo Tron"

Basically everything Sawyer said in this episode had me rolling on the floor laughing.

Charlie has used it three times now. I'm afraid it may start to get old.



Me too, but even better was Charlie's expression when he said it.

Really? I don't remember the other times. Ah well, this one must have stood out for me and my hubby because we both laughed at the same time. :)

Was i the only one who was rooting for him to take the 'short person' lines one stage further and actually call Charlie a hobbit?!!!! :biggrin:

No you're not......I was wishing the same thing. That line would have been so much better if Sawyer had called Charlie a Hobbit instead of a Munchkin. :frown:

Really? I don't remember the other times. Ah well, this one must have stood out for me and my hubby because we both laughed at the same time. :)

First time, EMFH: "Whatcha doing brotha?"

Second time, FBYE: "You're no hero, brotha."

Third time, TTID. :)

Hurley to Jin: "Haha you don't even know what you're volunteering for..."
Yeah, thats one of my favorites too since it comes almost immediately after Sun's jab at Jin needing to learn english. Call it poetic justice of some sort....lol

Sawyer calling Hurley "Snuffy" was absolute gold! as a reformed Sesame St fan, that really made me giggle.

I was listening to a postcast on the ABC site a couple of weeks ago when Josh was talking about how he wants some of Sawyers nicknames to stick, i think Snuffy is the one!

Loved all the ones mentioned, especially red neck man.

Charlie to Desmond: "Don't play stupid with me, brotha." I was wondering when someone was going to use that "brotha" line on Desmond. I just thought it would be Sawyer when he found his whiskey was missing.

And the overall joy from all of them in the V-dub homage to Little Miss Sunshine. It was good to smile again while watching Lost. :biggrin:

I thought it was interesting the way Sawyer treated Desmond about the scotch. Kind of like, yeah, you probably had more reason to drink it than anyone else.

Well, as a teacher, I probably laughed the hardest when Sawyer said to Jin, look who's hooked on phonics.:rotflmao2:

"Skeletor seems to like it bottoms up" and hits his head
" Dude that beer's been here since berfore Rocky III or may Rocky II"

I like that Charlie is the only character who is returning Desmonds "brutha". It doesn't seem sarcastic anymore. I think that it's a nice link between their characters. And they are both sons of the British isles, of course.


Actually, there's a connection between the fact that Charlie and Desmond come from the UK, and that they use the term "Brother" when addressing one another. It really is more of a Scottish thing, to tell the truth. Scots nowadays (since like the 1970s) picked up the usage of this phrase in pretty much the same way that in America Black men did. In fact, my theory about it is that the Scots borrowed it from Black slang. It's not supposed tobe sarcastic or whatever, it's just how Scottish men talk to one another. I'm not sure if Charlie is Scottish, but he is receptive to calling Desmond "Brother", and having Desmond return the favor.

Charlie's (Dominic's) from London. He's British/English.

Charlie's from London. He's British. So is Dominic..

Okay... Thanks. I'm not sure if you're just answering a question, or what. There are a lot of Scots who live in London. He's "British", sure, but a lot of Brits have a wide mix of ancestral backgrounds that can come from all over the British Isles. There's another thing about this business with Scottish slang, too. These days in Britain there is a growing popularity among all of the various classes and cultures to affect some of the Scottish and Irish slang words in their everyday talk. From being once considered a lower form of proper communication, Irish and Scottish slang has gone full circle until today it is quite fashionable to have a good strong brogue in your speech. Some Brits have even taken up imitating it. Charlie does not speak with a brogue, but he is completely typical of most Brits nowadays in using some of the slang from Scotland.

Look at it this way, I see you're from Minnesota. Does that mean that you never use slang expressions in your everyday communication that might have originated in another part of the US? But actually, I'm really confused because I'm not sure why you posted that information about Charlie being from London to begin with... :confused:

I didn't find Sawyer's "hooked on phonics" line or any of his nicknames funny, because his constant ragging on everyone gets old. (I liked him better when it looked like he might be starting to grow a heart.) I loved Hurley's "red...neck...man", and my favorite line was "Let's look death in the face and say 'whatever man'!" Just about everything he says is hilarious in this episode.

BUT...although it isn't a line and doesn't technically apply to this thread, my favorite scene, the absolutely best "feel good" part of the show, was when the van finally started and the music came blasting out of the stereo. What a perfect song for that moment! I just loved it.

Hurley to Jin: "You don't even know what you're volunteering for!"

"We only had one channel in our trailer!"
Says so much about Sawyer in that one line.

He does well at doing an accent of a person who doesn't speak English.

What would be really funny is if Jin started speaking English with a southern accent, like Sawyer.

Oh look, you found yourself a little hippie car!
That cracked me up, too.

One of my favorites was when Hurley found Charlie on the beach, Charlie said he was just 'thinking' and Hurley said something in the way of "Sitting out on the beach, staring out at the ocean isn't thinking, it's moping." Priceless!
Definitely one of my favorite moments. Loved how he helped Charlie snap out of it.

The saddest line to me.
Kate: Welcome home, Sawyer.
how poignant can 3 words be.
Yes, and I also thought Hugo's words at Libby's grave were very poignant, too. Brought tears to my eyes.

Was i the only one who was rooting for him to take the 'short person' lines one stage further and actually call Charlie a hobbit?!!!! :biggrin:
Nope, I was too! Maybe just cuz I'm always calling him the Hobbit, since I keep forgetting his name. oops. :rolleyes:

Okay... Thanks. I'm not sure if you're just answering a question, or what. There are a lot of Scots who live in London. He's "British", sure, but a lot of Brits have a wide mix of ancestral backgrounds that can come from all over the British Isles. There's another thing about this business with Scottish slang, too. These days in Britain there is a growing popularity among all of the various classes and cultures to affect some of the Scottish and Irish slang words in their everyday talk. From being once considered a lower form of proper communication, Irish and Scottish slang has gone full circle until today it is quite fashionable to have a good strong brogue in your speech. Some Brits have even taken up imitating it. Charlie does not speak with a brogue, but he is completely typical of most Brits nowadays in using some of the slang from Scotland.

Look at it this way, I see you're from Minnesota. Does that mean that you never use slang expressions in your everyday communication that might have originated in another part of the US? But actually, I'm really confused because I'm not sure why you posted that information about Charlie being from London to begin with... :confused:




lol, sorry it's late here and I'm just heading off to bed and I guess I read it too fast or something. I just thought maybe you didn't know Dominic (Charlie) is British. My boyfriends actually Irish/Scottish. LOL Scottish accent is more similar to the British I think. Except the Scottish has a more deeper/richer accent than the British. I guess we have a slang.. we say bag' instead of 'bog' and 'pop' instead of soda.. and U betcha!! :biggrin: :D

Anyway, I'm sorry if I confused you. Interesting and good post you have. :)

Charlie's (Dominic's) from London. He's British/English.

He's from Manchester actually. North of England. Not too far from the Scottish borders.

:redface: Maybe it's because I'm English but I really don't get the "hooked on the phonics" line. Would any of you yanks care to explain it to me?

He's from Manchester actually. North of England. Not too far from the Scottish borders.

:redface: Maybe it's because I'm English but I really don't get the "hooked on the phonics" line. Would any of you yanks care to explain it to me?

He he! Okay, we'll let you in on the inside joke. "Hooked on Phonics" is the brand name of an educational system that was started back in the mid 1980s to help struggling readers learn how to read and write better. It was advertised on American and Canadian TV and other media a LOT. So it's one of those basic cultural background things. Sort of like if someone in England was to mention something about "eggs and soldiers", which 99.99% of Americans would have no clue what that meant. :)

As for Minnesota Gal, I didn't intend to make you feel uncomfortable or anything. That's really cool your husband is Scot/Irish. My wife went to school in Oxford, so I get a lot of inside information on British culture through her and some of her friends from Britain who live here in the US. I'd love to spend a couple of years living in the UK some time.

I gotta cut some bananas.. sorry

I vote for "look who's hooked on phonics." I burst out laughing when Sawyer said that!

Everytime I watch this ep I lose it when Cheech says "That's one helluva Jesus"

:biglaugh:

You all have named lots of great lines. I also enjoyed Hurley to his mom right after the meteor hit...

"Tricia Tanaka is Dead" IT was the way he delivered the line. SO poignant, but
so funny. His mom's reaction was also classic.

Someday, after LOST is over and (hopefully) Hurley goes back home, he should
get his own show. it would have to be a comedy.

Have to say I just love the way Jin whoops "HURLEY!" after he has managed to get the van started. The way DDK says it just puts a smile on my face.

Someday, after LOST is over and (hopefully) Hurley goes back home, he should
get his own show. it would have to be a comedy.

That's a great idea! I'm laughing just thinking of all the posibilities.

As you've all said, so many great lines!

Tricia Tanaka is dead!

Where's my stuff?

Victory or Death!

Look death in the face and say, whatever man!

red-neck-man!

International House of Pancakes!

Hurley! No! from Jin

I'm riding shotgun! You go, Charlie!

You know, all you need to do is say sorry.

You call it 'Little House?"

What's your problem, Jumbo tron?

I loved this episode, if only for the carmaderie between some of my favorite characters, i.e. Sawyer, Hurley, Charlie, and Jin!