The ones I remember were from the beginning....

Bulletproof Breasts

We all know what happens to guest stars

Who the hell is Nikki

:24:

I loved when Sawyer made that comment about there being a forensics hatch when Hurley called it a crime scene.

Razzle dazzle!!

I loved the Forensic hatch line too. When Hurley was talking about the show Expose and he said Mr. LaShade was the cobra who was the big bad guy shrouded in mystery for 4 seasons. What was Arzt yelling? "the pigs are walking"????? I loved it when Jin spoke in Korean over Paolo's body and Hurley understood him and said, "Yeah I know"

I loved it when Hurley was talking to Desmond and said, "Dude....as far as superpowers go, yours is pretty lame."

:laugh:

Doc Arzt said something crazy about "The pigs are up running" or something. I was, like, Huh? :confused:

I loved when Sawyer made that comment about there being a forensics hatch when Hurley called it a crime scene.


Ditto..lol Definitely my favorite line.

Doc Arzt said something crazy about "The pigs are up running" or something. I was, like, Huh? :confused:That was a reference to Animal Farm, wasn't it?

That was a reference to Animal Farm, wasn't it?


Dont know...never read it. :)

"toilet still works" can't get enought of that

RAZZLE DAZZLE!

We can use it forever, when they overhype something, or jump the shark, or try too hard, or whatever! :biggrin:


Hurley's describing Mr. LaShade of Expose, "the big bad guy." :laughing:

When Nikki asked Paulo if he'd seen ANYTHING under the waterfall, he says, "Dead bodies." (THAT shut her up fast! :D)

Hurley's eulogy: "You killed each other over the diamonds. But there had to be good in you. I liked Expose." :24:

Oh, and Desmond's "superpowers" were "pretty lame." :71:

Nikki (as Corvette): "That's the money from the orphanage!"
Billy Dee (as LaShade): "It's just business." (the BIG bad guy! ;))



Face it folks: this eppy was LOADED with good lines!

I really liked Desmonds "Aye...tragic" about Nikki and Paulos deaths, just because of the "I don't care" undertone to his voice.:biggrin: Maybe I'm imagining things.

"I really liked Desmonds "Aye...tragic" about Nikki and Paulos deaths, just because of the "I don't care" undertone to his voice.:biggrin: Maybe I'm imagining things." Captain_Falafel

Yeah i liked the aye tragic as well. It was just funny how desmond seemed not to give a crap about all this. Another funny line was when Hurly started to accuse Sawyer of having somthing to do with the death of pikki, and Sawyer, just starting to see what everyone was thinking said, "The villagers got themselves some torches!!"

What was Arzt yelling? "the pigs are walking"????? This was my favorite of the night! Yes, it's a reference to "Animal Farm" where one of the animal rules is to walk on four legs, but the pigs start taking over and walking on two.. I loved that it was another reference by Artz that there's a little clique on the island which he's not a part of..

Even better than Baywatch.

I cracked up when Zimmerman refers to Paulo as " the wolfgang Puck of Brazil"....I got sick of hearing "he was the Tom Cruise of Brazil" leading up to this season

Yeah i liked the aye tragic as well. It was just funny how desmond seemed not to give a crap about all this. Another funny line was when Hurly started to accuse Sawyer of having somthing to do with the death of pikki, and Sawyer, just starting to see what everyone was thinking said, "The villagers got themselves some torches!!"

Agreed! I love the villagers got some torches comment, as well as the one about the forensics hatch/crime scene. This epi. was loaded with funny lines.

and don't forget Sun's comment to Sawyer when he asked if she was going to tell Jin. No, then we would need to dig another grave! You go Sun.

The forensics hatch and the lame superpowers definetly had me laughing!

When they were speculating about the sounds of Smokey in the jungle. Paulo said maybe it is dinosaurs. Nikki said it isn't Jurassic Park.

Nikki, after the wrap of her last scene on Expose':
"I'm a guest star and we all know what happens to guest stars."
Another shoutout to Lost fans and Lost guest stars in general.

I also loved Shannon: "Kate and her two boyfriends found a case of guns."
God I miss Shannon.

Hurley: "What the heck is a perimeter sweep?" while Sawyer's being all Jack Bauer.

Dont know...never read it. :)
When I heard Arzt say that, that's what I thought of. :shrug:

Read the book in 8th or 9th grade for English. The animals took over from the humans. Lots of propaganda and political reference in the book. And I remember "Two legs good, four legs bad." The animals started wearing clothes and walking on 2 legs. When he said, "The pigs are running" it just made me think of that.

"I got a better idea sister, how 'bout you go stick your head in the ocean and cool off"

Artz's "THE PIGS ARE WALKING!" lmao

Also, when Jin says something in Korean and Hurley goes, "I know..."


so many but I can't remember them all.

The forensics hatch was my very favorite line and then Hurley's line about Des' lame superpowers.

Sawyer: "so.... this must be Paolo."

One line that's not mentioned is when we see Boone and Shannon at the airport. Then Paulo (or Nikki, I don't remember who said that) says: "Promise me we will never end up like them". Funny thing because many people, including me, has thought Paulo and Nikki were a bit like Shannon and Boone to begin with.

And then there are more funny lines that are mentioned in this thread

One line that's not mentioned is when we see Boone and Shannon at the airport. Then Paulo (or Nikki, I don't remember who said that) says: "Promise me we will never end up like them". Funny thing because many people, including me, has thought Paulo and Nikki were a bit like Shannon and Boone to begin with.

And of course they "ended up" exactly like Shannon and Boone...6ft under.

Hurley: "Did you say Expose'?... it's only the most awesomest hour on television!!!" "It's a show about these two strippers (Blank and blank can't remember there names) who work as private detectives after hours with Mr. LaShade... dude, it's so much better than Baywatch."

Sawyer: "How did I miss that one."

Hurley calling Vincent "dude" made me laugh out loud. Only Hugo would call a dog "dude".

Hurley: "What the heck is a perimeter sweep?" while Sawyer's being all Jack Bauer.
LOL!

Hurley calling Vincent "dude" made me laugh out loud. Only Hugo would call a dog "dude".
Cracks me up.


Shannon: BOONE! lets just go. ..... BOONE!
Boone: ... I'm coming Shannon. *slinks off*
Those two kill me. :24: She's so demanding and he just lets it roll right off of him.


"Razzle freaking dazzle"

Boone running around right after a devistating plane crash, asking people for a pen. LOL, they probably thought he was a few cards short of a full deck.

Shannon: "Kate and her two boyfriends found a case of guns."

Arzt: "You're all outta control!"

Shannon telling Boone to stpop flirting with random guys so they could get on the plane.
Forensic hatch
lame superpowers
We'd have to dig another grave
:grin:

Yeah because all of his spiders TURN me on soo much.

"DOES ANYONE HAVE A PEN!?!?!!?"
Hahahaha, ohhh Boone

Shannon telling Boone to stpop flirting with random guys so they could get on the plane.

:grin:

Definetly my favorite line! Shannon and Boone were so great!

Artz telling Nikki he was gonna be the new Charles Darwin...I thought of the darwin awards and Artz blowing up while telling the dangers of the dynamite

when Nikki ask Sawyer for a gun and he says "i don't have any guns, the A-Team took them all

Shannon had 2 great lines..

Kate and her 2 boyfriends

and

Stop flirting with random guys

:biggrin:

Makes me miss the bitchy Shannon..

Boone's "does anyone have a pen"

Shannon's "flirt with other guys" line

Nikki "Razzle Dazzle"

Hurley's "crime scene" comment

Locke's "nothing stays buried forever"

cause it's worth saying twice...

Bulletproof Breasts

:biggrin:

Artz telling Nikki he was gonna be the new Charles Darwin...I thought of the darwin awards and Artz blowing up while telling the dangers of the dynamite

Dude! Excellent association, how'd I miss it??? :biggrin:

"The pigs are walking!" cracked me up to no end. I didn't realize that it was an Animal Farm reference though; it just seemed so random. It was great see Arzt. I love that guy! :biggrin:

Razzle dazzle!!

Yup. Nothing beats that. It was like watching V.I.P. or something... :lol:

I kinda got a real chuckle at the end of Hurley's eulogy, when he said "Okay. Goodbye".

Hurley: When Eko died, Locke said his last words were "you're next". And Nikki and
Paolo were with them. He was talking about them.
Sawyer: He wasn't saying you're next about them. He was saying you're next as
in, you're all next.
Hurley: Yeah, that's not really . . .better.

Hurley calling Vincent "dude" made me laugh out loud. Only Hugo would call a dog "dude".

Yeah, I loved that one too! :biggrin:

Okay, so there were a LOT of good lines in this episode.

Nikki/Corvette: "Razzle Dazzle!"

Hurley: "It's about Autumn and Crystal, two strippers that solve crimes with the help of their suave, smooth-talking club owner, Mr. LaShade."

Hurley: "No way. Mr. LaShade was the Cobra?!"
(And then something about his identity being shrouded in mystery for four seasons.)

Nikki: "...I slept with Howie Zuckerman." (I dunno why, but that's just a funny line to me.)

Arzt: "The pigs are walking! THE PIGS ARE WALKING!"

John: "Whatcha doing?"
Paulo: "Nothing."
John: "It looks like you're digging a hole."

Charlie: "Sun... It was me." (Awwww! Charlie!!!)

Sawyer: "I don't have the guns. A-Team took 'em all."

Hurley: "And it apprears... You killed each other for diamonds." (My favorite)

so many great lines in this eppy but Aye....tragic is my favourite.

dont know if this has been posted...

Locke: Nothing stays buried on this island.

Desmond's "Aye, tragic " made me love him all the more, because it was just what I was thinking at the time. ;)

razzle freakin dazzle

pretty much everything said by hurley cracked me up.

I can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet (unless I missed it, sorry):

Sawyer: "yada,yada,yada...these two Jabronis"

Jin: "Ja-bro-nees??"

Definetly my favorite line! Shannon and Boone were so great!

I agree with you. I really miss Boone and Shannon. I dont know what i would have thought if I survived a plane crash, and someone was asking me if I had a pen LOL
100%
Definetly my favorite line! Shannon and Boone were so great!

I can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet (unless I missed it, sorry):

Sawyer: "yada,yada,yada...these two Jabronis"

Jin: "Ja-bro-nees??"

Oh yeah, that was funny too!

Nikki: "Ashes are evidence, Paulo. We poisoned him. Let's not poison ourselves."

I want an icon with razzle freakin dazzle on it. :biggrin:

I also liked Nikki joking about sleeping with Arzt, I can't remember the line. Boone asking Nikki for a pen. I so knew that he was going to say it. Oh and Hurley's 'It appears you killed each other for diamonds'

I know this has already been mentioned, but Sawyer referring to some members as the A-Team almost made me spit out my drink. I should know better than to take a sip of water when Sawyer is speaking!