I liked when Rose asked Bernard to say he was "I'm no Rambo"

"I didn't believe him.", Sawyer

Sawyer: "So are you screwing Jack?"

Juliet: "No, are you?"

Little shout-out to all slash fic fans out there? :rolleyes:

Not a line, just the look Danielle had on her face after elbowing Ben at the end. Like she was interrupted during the middle of a movie, and then promptly (albeit irritatedly)
continued watching it after hitting him. So casual...

Some really good candidates in this episode, but I'll give my vote to:

SAWYER: I didn't believe him.
Lots of history between them, starting with Walt being taken from the raft and all the tragedy that led to. Good on you, Sawyer!

Honorable mentions:

ROSE: (to Jack) If you tell me that live together, die alone, I'm going to punch you in the face.

JULIET: They're building a landing strip... for aliens.

JULIET: (to Jack, after kissing him) Don't wait up.

yeah the winner goes to Sawyer's "I didn't believe him"

but I also loved "want to help me tie him up?" from Danielle to Alex, how bizarre, the very first thing she ever says to her long-lost daughter is that!

Some really good candidates in this episode, but I'll give my vote to:

SAWYER: I didn't believe him.
Lots of history between them, starting with Walt being taken from the raft and all the tragedy that led to. Good on you, Sawyer!

Honorable mentions:

ROSE: (to Jack) If you tell me that live together, die alone, I'm going to punch you in the face.

JULIET: They're building a landing strip... for aliens.

JULIET: (to Jack, after kissing him) Don't wait up.


Those were all my favorites! :biggrin:

I also cracked up at Charlie's line to the women when they are talking to Ben on the radio:

It's Charlie! Tell him I said hi! :biggrin:

Oh, and Charlie calling Patchy "Cyclops".

RIP Charlie. You will be missed.

"CRACK!"

-Sayid snapping guys neck with his feet


freakin badass!

"I didn't believe him" and "stay in the van, hero" from Sawyer, and then "Its Charlie, tell him Charlie said hi" and just about everything else that came out of Charlie's mouth tonight. Dom's interview where he said Charlie was just all about winding up these women was absolutely right. Charlie, and in a further sense Dom will definitely be missed.

ROSE: (to Jack) If you tell me that live together, die alone, I'm going to punch you in the face.

I have to second that one. Good line, and delivered well.

Sawyer: "So - are you screwing Jack yet?"
Juliet" "No - are you?"


Hurley: "It was over, dude...he surrendered."
Sawyer: "I didn't believe him."


Sawyer: "That's for taking the kid off the raft!"

Jack if you say live together die alone to me i'm gunna punch you in your face

never a better line!

I also cracked up at Charlie's line to the women when they are talking to Ben on the radio:

It's Charlie! Tell him I said hi!
Agreeance! :laughing:

The invisible submarine line was pretty good, too!



Rose's line was classic! Even Jack laughed! ;)

Not a line, just the look Danielle had on her face after elbowing Ben at the end. Like she was interrupted during the middle of a movie, and then promptly (albeit irritatedly)
continued watching it after hitting him. So casual...I loved that scene! :biggrin:

I liked when Ben said "Please" after asking Jack to hand over the phone. :biggrin: I also liked when Ben told the Losties "I'm Benjamin,.." then said something like "..I don't believe we've been introduced."

Those were all my favorites! :biggrin:

I also cracked up at Charlie's line to the women when they are talking to Ben on the radio:

It's Charlie! Tell him I said hi! :biggrin:

Oh, and Charlie calling Patchy "Cyclops".

RIP Charlie. You will be missed.

Thanks for reminding me - I LOVED that bit, "It's Charlie, tell him I said Hi." :biggrin:

I liked Charlie's line about the invisible submarine.

dude Charlie had some great lines. And Rose's line was terrific. so FUNNY!!

And the exchange between Sawyer and Juliet. Hilarious. Those were some great lines, but as they've already been said I'm not going to repeat them.

I also like Jack's line about his dad: "Why don't you call my dad and see if he's drunker then I am and then you can fire me?" Haha. I love Jack angst.

i think its more than a line but when...jack calls tom on the walkie talkie and tells him hes gonna kill him....losties finally win a fight.

Ben telling Alex he was delivering her to her new family...

"I didn't believe him.", Sawyer
Total favorite!

Not a line, just the look Danielle had on her face after elbowing Ben at the end. Like she was interrupted during the middle of a movie, and then promptly (albeit irritatedly) continued watching it after hitting him. So casual... Absolutely loved this moment and my husband and I hooted and laughed at that scene!

but I also loved "want to help me tie him up?" from Danielle to Alex, how bizarre, the very first thing she ever says to her long-lost daughter is that!
My second favorite line. I said to my husband, "Aw...a touching mother-daughter moment" and he just laughed.

I also like Hurley telling the Others on the walkie talkie that they had better stay off their beach! Priceless!

...Juliett telling Sawyer she was going with him, something to do with her karma.

I liked Charlie's line about the invisible submarine.

I forgot about this one! I loved that one too!
As others on this thread have said, there were a bunch of them. Juliet and Sawyer. Jack telling Ben and Tom he was going to kill them. Charlie making up a song. Faboo writing that's for sure! :biggrin:

Oh, and Charlie calling Patchy "Cyclops".


hahah -- YES!!

Not a line, just the look Danielle had on her face after elbowing Ben at the end. Like she was interrupted during the middle of a movie, and then promptly (albeit irritatedly)
continued watching it after hitting him. So casual...

yes. totally my favorite moment.

Sawyers line about the boat was good. To me it harked back to that confrontation in Season 2.

"We ain't done Zeke"

I rather enjoyed all the Charlie/Bonnie stuff. Bonnie torturing Charlie by beating him and Charlie torturing Bonnie by singing, snarking and driving her up the wall.

BONNIE: I'm going to get the spear gun...
CHARLIE: I'll shut up!

Loved when Walt told Locke he has work to do.
Also Rose's lines were killer last night!!! Making Bernard repeat that he was a dentist not Rambo!! Also when she told Jack if he said Live together die alone again, she would punch him in the face!

Jack's - "your not keeping me on this island any longer" to Locke

and Rose's "Live together die alone" comment

Charlie wins the funny lines contest for invisible submarine and Hi Ben! comments. But the one I loved more was when Greta asked, "If this floods what happens to you?"
Charlie: Oh me, I die.

That just had to freak them out.

It makes me laugh a lot when Ben said to Alex (about Karl) that he overeacted! lol

And when Ben said : "Alex this is your mother" the situation was so funny too... he was bleeding on the floor...and Rousseau seemed totally crazy as always! Poor girl... lol

I'm a dentist, not Rambo.

Bloody ben to Alex....

"Alex, this is your mother."

"Alex, this is your mother" was the BEST one for me. Also one that didn't get mentioned "I saved them all!" - Hurley :heart:

"I'm a dentist, not Rambo" also gets points, as does Juliet's line about aliens.

I have to say:

Rose to Jack : "If you say live together die alone, I'll punch you in the face"

:toot: You go Rose! You are the woman! I've been waiting for someone to tell Jacky Boy that one.

All great lines! LOVED the scene where Danielle elbowed Ben. :biggrin:

It's Charlie! Tell him I said HI!

Cyclops.

"Attention Others! Come in Others! If you are listening to this, I want you to know that we got you b*****ds!" --Hurley

ROFL

Sawyer: "So, are you screwing Jack yet?"

Juliet: "No, are you?"

Rose: "Jack if you say live together die alone I will punch you in the face!"

Naomi: "So what was your job before you became Moses"

Jack: "Oh that's right, you're the good guys" and "I'm getting all of my people rescued and then I'm coming to the beach to kill you"

"I swear if you say 'live together or die alone' i'm gonna punch you in the face."
-- Rose

"I suppose I over-reacted."
--Ben

Bernard: "I am a dentist. I am not Rambo" :D

I loved rose last night, she was awesome. Especially with the punching Jack in the face statement!! very funny!:rotflmao2:

"Would you like to help me tie him up?"

It definitely goes to Rose saying her amazing punch you in the face line.

Sawyer: So are you screwing the doc yet?
Juliet: No... are you?

LOL... I felt like that was a nod to the "brokeback island" vids... too funny...

And you know.. he really is always in Jack's business...

"It's Charlie! Tell him I said hi!"

Quote of the Night: "I swear if you say 'live together or die alone' i'm gonna punch you in the face."
-- Rose

Agreed! That was the funniest line in the episode, I love Rose.

Sawyer: So are you screwing the doc yet?
Juliet: No... are you?

LOL... I felt like that was a nod to the "brokeback island" vids... too funny...

And you know.. he really is always in Jack's business...

Or it's just a gay joke. Those existed before the movie.

"Alex, this is your mother"-Ben

Rose!!! definitely "I swear if you say 'live together or die alone' i'm gonna punch you in the face."

Close second, in my book:

Sawyer to Hurley: "What are you doing???"
Hurley: "I'm saving you."

"Attention, Others! Come in, Others!"

I really liked Charlie telling Bonnie she was a "sodding idiot!"

Juliet: "No, are you?" She PWNS him good and often and you know he's loving every second of being her :dog:

:juliet:

Charlie being snarky to the psycho chicks was very funny as well.

On a more serious note, Jack's: "You have NO idea what I've been through" was excellent and moving, as was Sayid's Bauer-esque "I don't want to die for nothing" speech at the beginning.

"I swear if you say 'live together or die alone' i'm gonna punch you in the face."
-- Rose

"It's Charlie! Tell him I said hi!"

"Alex, this is your mother"-Ben

Close second, in my book:

Sawyer to Hurley: "What are you doing???"
Hurley: "I'm saving you."

"Attention, Others! Come in, Others!"

Plus the "screwing Jack" comments between Sawyer and Juliet.

These were all my favorites!!

How could anyone forget Charlie's - "I came in my invisible submarine - can't you see it?" I thought that was the greatest line of the night!

"Dude...why did you shoot him he surrendered?" Hurley (or something like that)

"Dude...why did you shoot him he surrendered?" Hurley (or something like that)

"I didn't believe him" - Sawyer

Sawyer: What were you building?

Juliet: A runway.

Sawyer: A runway for what?

Juliet: Aliens.

I thought that was a brilliant nod to the fans and our "wacky" theories.

Loved it!

Sawyer: What were you building?

Juliet: A runway.

Sawyer: A runway for what?

Juliet: Aliens.

I thought that was a brilliant nod to the fans and our "wacky" theories.

Loved it!

:redface:

Hate to be a sap but I was excited over the "I love you" exchange between Kate and Jack.

Mikhael: "I'm sorry Bonnie. I too am following orders."

Ben to Naomi: "Hi, I'm Benjamin. I don't believe we've had the pleasure."

I. WON'T. DO. IT!

I loved how Jack stood his ground with Ben and then beat him senseless and that line reminded me how satisfying his "Well, Ben, at least you won't be disappointed for very long" was. :censored: yeah!!!

Hurley: "Till you like... phone home!" LOL. Jack gets called Moses and ET all in one day.

Great episode with great lines.

"I'm sick! Of lying!"

"We have to go back!"

"We were never supposed to leave."

"You're not supposed to do this."

sawyer: "all they've got are three guys and four guns"
juliet: "all we've got are two guys and no guns"

hahaha i thought juliet's delivery here was hilarious

"Attention Others! Come in Others! If you are listening to this, I want you to know that we got you b*****ds!" --Hurley

ROFL


LOVED IT!! Had to rewatch the scene- I was laughing so hard I missed the next 3 lines! Way to go, Hurley... My Hero!:ntworthy:

Ben - "I didn't want him to get you pregnant."

Nice double entendre.

My favourite was:
"I am a dentist, I am not Rambo."

I'm gonna print that on a shirt :D

Attention Others! Haha. Class.

I. WON'T. DO. IT!

I loved how Jack stood his ground with Ben and then beat him senseless and that line reminded me how satisfying his "Well, Ben, at least you won't be disappointed for very long" was. :censored: yeah!!!

Hurley: "Till you like... phone home!" LOL. Jack gets called Moses and ET all in one day.


And....I love your avatar!!! Gotta love House....everyone lies.

My favorite was no line. But the look on Jin's face when Sayid snapped that guys neck with his feet. It was a look like HOLY CRAP

If you say Live Together, Die Alone, Jack, I am gonna punch you in your face.

We have to go back!

You're a hero, twice over.

I loved the irony of the next line after rewatching the episode.

You're gonna have to know how to reach my boat.

I didn't believe him.

And one of my favorite moments...... Not Penny's Boat

Alex, this is your mother.

Attention Others, we killed you bastards so you better stay off our beach!

Every single bump we hit, every bit of turbulence, I close my eyes and pray that I can go back where I belong.

I almost forgot about Jack shouting "JOHN!" :biggrin:

His tone reminded me of someone yelling at a child that's always bad. First Locke blew up the submarine in front of Jack right before he was to leave the island, now he kills Naomi right as they are about to get "rescued." I'm surprised Jack didn't kill him with his bare hands.

I dont think my favourite has been mentioned:

Richard: Theres 40 of them. And you're alone. They're gonna do whatever it takes to get off the island. What do you think is going to happen when you get there?

Ben: I'm going to talk them out of it. *classic staredown*

*creepy music*

For me it was like 'You mean it too dont you, and I believe you, you evil genius'

Rose- say it bernard
Bernard- I'm a dentist, not rambo

Naomi-What's your boyfriends name, the rockstar?
Claire- Charlie why?
Naomi- He just got us rescued.

Uhhh i got the chills...

Phrase:
KATE: It's happening. We're gonna get off of this island.
JACK: We'll celebrate when we're home.

Scene:
Mikhail with grenade.

Walt - Stand up and get out of the ditch, John...

Locke - Why?

Walt - Because you have work to do.

Um....chills much?

Also, Locke's "Jack, you're not suppose to do this"...may have not been the most chilling...or funny...but I think it will prove to be the best line of the eppy....as Jack's future flash indicated...down the road. When we find out how much future Walt was able to tell John.

Love ALL the hilarious lines posted here...this eppy had sooo many. Even Jack "thanking" Kate for telling him he looked "awful" in the future made me laugh.