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Melikon
05-24-2007, 07:01 AM
The Others know Bernard only as the "Dentist"
Hilarious.

RodimusBen
05-24-2007, 07:17 AM
Sounds like a bad nickname.

ImSoLOST714
05-24-2007, 09:23 AM
The Others know Bernard only as the "Dentist"
Hilarious.

Ben referred to him as Bernard, I think when he was talking to Jack.

Burnt Sienna
05-24-2007, 09:24 AM
Could've been worse. How about Dr. Giggles?

Deadshot
05-24-2007, 09:25 AM
"The Dentist". It makes him sound like some bada$$ hitman. Like "The Cleaner" etc lol.

imid
05-24-2007, 09:45 AM
im predicting it now, next season ben gets a cavity in one of his teeth. And there will be a elaborate multi episode arc where bernard is kidnapped and tricked into fixing bens teeth.

Burnt Sienna
05-24-2007, 10:20 AM
im predicting it now, next season ben gets a cavity in one of his teeth. And there will be a elaborate multi episode arc where bernard is kidnapped and tricked into fixing bens teeth.
Further proof that Ben's losing his connection with the island. LOL.
BTW: You noticed that Locke's teeth have gotten whiter and brighter in season three compared to seasons two and one?

green_eyed_colleen
05-24-2007, 10:30 AM
"The Dentist". It makes him sound like some badbutt hitman. Like "The Cleaner" etc lol.

LOL I thought the same thing. I wonder does he take them out with floss and it gives a whole new meaning to getting drilled.:rolleyes:

allergygal
05-25-2007, 01:44 PM
im predicting it now, next season ben gets a cavity in one of his teeth. And there will be a elaborate multi episode arc where bernard is kidnapped and tricked into fixing bens teeth.

Nice :biggrin:

siaft
05-25-2007, 02:35 PM
Ben telling a joke: "Jarrah, Kwon, and the Dentist all walk into a bar..."

Surferdervish
05-25-2007, 02:37 PM
BTW: You noticed that Locke's teeth have gotten whiter and brighter in season three compared to seasons two and one?

I sure did notice that. The lowers were also slightly askew in this episode. I'm thinking he's run out of Polydent.

(That said, I'd do him, even as an old gummy grampa)

polusmaximus
05-25-2007, 02:37 PM
My first tought was that there was another person with the same last name

monsieurxander
05-25-2007, 02:42 PM
He was probably called the Dentist because Bernard's last name has never been on the show before, and they didn't want to shift the focus to that in such a suspenseful scene.

Burnt Sienna
05-25-2007, 02:55 PM
So all the "red shirt" characters are probably known by their occupations, right?

The school teacher, the accountant, the pedicurist...etc.

So if Locke was a "red shirt" he'd be known as what, the Box Company guy?
The old curmudgeon in the wheelchair, perhaps.

Fogey
05-25-2007, 03:01 PM
So all the "red shirt" characters are probably known by their occupations, right?

The school teacher, the accountant, the pedicurist...etc.

So if Locke was a "red shirt" he'd be known as what, the Box Company guy?
The old curmudgeon in the wheelchair, perhaps.
Locke = Wheels
Bernard = The Dentist (aka Doc Holiday?)
Danielle = Frenchie
Jack = Bones

Ben spent way too much time with Sawyer.:biggrin:

siaft
05-25-2007, 03:07 PM
Locke = Wheels
Bernard = The Dentist (aka Doc Holiday?)
Danielle = Frenchie
Jack = Bones

Ben spent way too much time with Sawyer.:biggrin:

Nice! How about these Ben nicknames...

Walt = Wesley
Kate = Toots
Richard = Peter(Pan)
Rose = Mammy
Jacob = Cryptkeeper
Claire = Milf
Aaron = Runt
Desmond = Mr. Cleo
Sawyer = Specs (for his glasses he sometimes wears)

desmondslosthairstraighteners
05-25-2007, 03:10 PM
im predicting it now, next season ben gets a cavity in one of his teeth. And there will be a elaborate multi episode arc where bernard is kidnapped and tricked into fixing bens teeth.

Hahaha, very good.

Eightfiveninety
05-25-2007, 06:59 PM
Is it possible Bernard's last name would give something away? If it hasn't been said on the show before (has it?), what if it was Hanso, or de Groot or something?

Ironballs
05-25-2007, 07:11 PM
What we really need is Bernard to join in one of Sayid's seasonal torture seasons and repeatedly ask "Is it safe?" Marathon man style.

Diesels Blitz
05-25-2007, 07:20 PM
It's interesting because Tom once referred to Jack as "The doctor" while talking to Pickett on the walkie: "If you don't, the doctor's gonna let Ben die."