Yet another post kissing your collective arses...I know, I know...what a drag.

I love the show, the mysteries are killing me but written really well and the cast delivers the goods every time! I curse the day I started watching because now I can't stop.

And now for some good hearted sarcasm...




How long before we start showing up to Lost conventions with suitcases filled with fake knives (Locke), wheelchairs, and dogs that look like Vincent? Fat guys will become cooler than ever before after this show (which is a good thing so long as they shower) and Styrofoam caves will be built at Lost conventions so the VIPS can sit inside and take shot after shot with millions of obsessed fans.

Millions of new born black children will be called Walt for years to come, people will carry way more medical supplies with them when flying away on vacation, and Survivor will thankfully fade into obscurity. The Abrams and The Fury will surpass Shatner as "Most Annoyed Celeb at a Con" and fans will pray for a Lost / Alias crossover in which we find Rimbaldi alive and well on "Mystery Island", but Sidney will find out about yet another evil after school program her father, Jack put her in without her knowing or remembering which will spawn the ABC after School special starring Jennifer Garner "My Spy Dad Was Crazy" or a tv movie of the week in which Buffy and Angel track a deadly demon thingie with a California attitude to Mystery Island, find the cave and have sex in it thus turning Angel all evil again and he kills everyone on the island forcing Buffy to slay him yet again and he comes back as Vincent.

And THAT'S why the dog is so important!

It's like Six Degrees of Fury and Abrams.

DRINK!